A C R E division of mta SPRING 2005 #4

Screwing the people, who move the people, who move the world.

MTACRE General Chairman Tony Botalicko better known as T B has advised the writers of this senseless publication that equal time should be devoted to his best friend and co-conspirator MTACRE General Chairman Mike E. Boil. MTACRE Chairman T.B. suggests that MTACRE Chairman Boil's relationship with MTA is worthy of a complete investigation. Chairman T B said that he hopes to stand by his man no matter what happens . MTACRE Chairman Mike E. Boil has been with me from the beginning. It was his idea of being on the company payroll while also being paid by the association. Embarrassed by the attention, Mike E. Boil said, It was just as easy to convince MTA Sun Ray Burnay to pay us company money while off on union business, still pretending to be loyal to our Internationals. Even this reporter gives much credit to this dynamic duo. Mike and Tony are brilliant said MTA's Sun Ray Burnay and what is even better, the MTA owns them . The members really don't care who pays, just as long as they think they are getting a piece of the pie, who cares? It's hard to believe that we are still doing it.

MTACRE seeks Constitution reform

The dynamic duo, Mike E. and Tony B believe its time to include the MTA as an equal partner in our association. MTACRE Chairman Mike E. explained, they have been giving us money since the beginning and its time we start giving the same in return . MTACRE Chairman Tony B agreed and added, it will be a challenge but if we work at it long enough I am sure we could do it. We have to be careful; we don't want it to look like double dipping . You know I am an accountant and I know, if we added a one more column to the ledger, I am sure we could move money over to the MTA Officers, maybe support an Association Pension Fund for MTA Officers . MTA is a work in progress, said MTACRE Chairman Tony B. We have to make changes from within and keep it quiet. By allowing management to join our union, it will be easier to transfer funds from the MTA to MTACRE. We just can't do it without a vote said MTA Director Gary Laperson. I am a little concern about the image of our managers belonging to a union type association, I know it seems to be working for Mike E. and Tony B but things get a little sticky in an election year. MTA Sun Ray Burnay suggested that we should at least try it. Like an experiment, what do we have to lose? It's not like we have any ethics and we certainly do not have any moral obligation to anyone. MTACRE Legislative Director Jackal Lyn Gains could hardly control himself , this is history in the making, imagine, everyone at the MTA belonging one association for the benefit of its officers.

legislative corner

MTACRE Legislative Director Jackal Lyn Gains has notified the MTA that he will be off every Friday until further notice. Two days off is not enough. He deserves a break said MTACRE Chairman Tony B. He has been on the go since our first MTACRE meeting with MTA Chairman Virgo Con'myway. Chairman Con'myway knew at that very moment that MTACRE is the best union association, money can buy . It's a work in progress.