A C R E division OF MTA SPRING 2005 #6

Screwing the people, who move the people, who move the world.

MTACRE General Chairman Tony Botalicko better known as T B has hired the firm of Ossie & Harry LLIP in an effort to stop the slander against MTACRE. Once our senseless reporter pressed TB for some facts, T B became visibly upset and the interview came to an abrupt end. Its unfair he muttered to himself, how LeMay could have gotten those secret documents is a mystery to all of us at MTACRE. Our feeble minded reporter was fortunate to get an exclusive interview with MTACRE General Chairman Mike E. Boil, who had much to say about nothing but was concerned about who was going to pay for these enormous legal fees. MTA Director Gary Laperson calmed Mike down and told Boil not to worry; I'll just get Director Sun Ray Burnay to drop another memo to the payroll department.

legislative corner

MTACRE Legislative Director Jackal Lyn Gains didn't wait to be interviewed; instead he phoned in and demanded that he be interviewed regarding Tony and Mike's decision to retain Ossie & Harry against Le May. As you know I majored in psychology and I find myself to be quite familiar with this type of behavior. Temper tantrums are not usual in this business and in this case, it is evident that our MTACRE General Chairmen maybe totally out of control. I have done some counseling with T B and Mike E Boil and to tell you the truth it has been going on since their first birthday. They both have strong ideas about the way they want things to be. They want more cake, they should get more cake. Once you understand the selfish mind, it makes sense. In my own selfish mind, I use a different process; do I want cereal or toast? Do I want to wear sandals or sneakers? Bath now or at bed? At this point our senseless reporter had enough sense to hang up. Has J's cheese has slipped off his cracker or what????

MTACRE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR GRANTS INTERVIEW

MTACRE Executive Director Jim Pay Me is watching all of the action from his perch atop GCT, at Miguel Gordon's Break House. In-between rounds, Jim has time for a quick interview. “The way it works at MTACRE is quite simple. The Constitution and Bylaws were set up to keep the membership in line. MTACRE officers are free to do as they please. Anyone or any letters seeking guaranteed information or complaints are refused, ignored and most likely shredded back into paper fiber. See, our officers need a steady stream of fiber, this helps us all stay regular, which in turn, insures a steady flow of information for News by MTACRE. We really do not care about trains, customers or members. All we care about is money. Just show us the money . Remember, its Jim Pay Me. Well, I really, really have to go now. Would you know where a bathroom is? All of this talk makes me really, really thirsty. I have an expense account you know”. Well Jim, thanks for the insight. No Jim, I said insight. Jim has just exposed his hindsight. Oh no, he has hair down there just like TB. Uh Jim, next time you may want to use a little more paper. Well there you have it, straight from the Executive Directors bottom from atop his perch in GCT . Meanwhile back at the ranch…Gary Lapperson says: MTACRE, but of course, it's the best association money can buy .