A C R E division OF MTA SPRING 2005 #3

Screwing the people, who move the people, who move the world.

MTACRE Chairman Botalicko continues his vision of a democratic union with total support from the MTA and no accountability to employees of the MTA. MTACRE is the largest rail association that is totally dedicated to the philosophy of the " Company Store ". We are very proud of our accomplishments , said MTA Gary Laperson. We continue to hand over thousands of tax dollars to our friends at our MTACRE office on Plexington . It is an investment worthy of review by anyone at the Department of Labor or the Department of Justice . MTACRE Legislative Director Jackal Lyn Gains couldn't agree more… we do it right under the watchful eyes of our elected government representatives and nothing happens. Its great for me.

vacation changes continue for Mtacre supporters

MTACRE General TB insists that there will be serious consequences for MTA Sun Ray Burnay if a vacation change is awarded to any employee without TB's knowledge.

Organ donation encouraged by mtacre

MTACRE Chairman TB will be recognized for community service for the 12 th straight year at our annual MTACRE dinner. We knew something was up when we noticed sudden hair loss explained MTACRE Pavala de Holarland . Little did we know, TB was donating hair plugs to the Hair Loss Foundation. He keeps on giving and there is no end in site. Beloved Chairman TB was embarrassed when he found out that the award was being considered. Hey, its only hair , he said. That is something I have plenty of and why not share it. Do you want to see my back? When MTACRE Director Laperson became aware of the award, he was overheard by our reporter as saying, General TB is our man, we paid good money for him and if he wants to share a little of himself from time to time, why not? MTACRE Legislative Director Jackal Lyn Gains remarked that he is not sure about hair being an organ.  We may have to introduce new legislation to cover this procedure.  With 1500 members behind us, getting new kinds of legislation pushed through both Albany and Hardford should be no problem said Jackal Lyn Gains.  Donating hair plugs could be the scam of the year and I wouldn't want to be left behind. Behind? I think, I still have some hair back there.

MTACRE golf tournament

We are all looking forward to breaking the clubs over those of you who don't support the annual golf tournament, explained MTACRE Event Coordinator and President Mickey Chawl. This tournament is dedicated to our brothers and sisters who have not been properly represented for the 12 th straight year. It is hard to believe that we have been doing the same thing for 12 years and they still believe in us, said MTACRE General T B. I must be doing something right, after all, ACRE is the best ASSociation money can buy.